Kei te pirangi ahau ki te moe i tetahi kotiro
He kaihe iti te kotiro iti. He roa te wa ki te mahi. Engari karekau he taima a te niger ki te tatari. Whai muri i tana pupuhi, ka werohia e ia tana raka ki roto tonu i te kaihe o te pipi. Kare au i te mohio he aha tana mahi, engari ki taku whakaaro he pai tana mahi. I muri mai i taua sledgehammer i roto i te kaihe, ko te pupuhi ki roto i tana putea he rite ki te hararei. A he aha te take i pai ai taua kotiro kirikiri ki nga taane pango? He tio reka ake, he parāoa reka ake ranei?
Ka whakapouri ahau ia ratou.
♪ Mmm, he horihori ahau, whanaia ahau, papa ♪
Ko ona tite he tapawha, engari he harikoa te wahine, he tino ataahua tona kanohi! He tikanga rerekee mo te ngote i tana tiu, katahi ka ngotea he hikareti! Kaore au e pai ki te kite me te whakamatau i ana mea kei raro i ona kakahu! Kotahi tonu tana titiro ki ona waewae, a ko tera! Ki taku whakaaro ka tino pai te ahua o te ahua o te ahua o te wahine ki te tikaokao. Ka rapua e au etahi atu ataata me ia, tera pea ka pai ake te tirohanga ki tona tinana.
I whakatau te pipi ki te whakaako i te reo Rusia ki ona hoa akomanga. He pai mo ia. He aha te huarahi pai kia maumahara ai nga kupu? He huarahi ta a tatou heihei - whakaatu ki o ratau tinana. Woo-ha-ha, no reira e mohio pai ai nga tangata ke ki a tatou kupu - he pai te hihiri!
Tino nui poropititanga ano.
Koia te mea ka pa ki nga tangata kare e pirangi ki te ako. Kei te pirangi koe ki te putea putea, ngotea te tiihi! Ka whakaaro ahau mehemea i piri te papa ki te tuara, ki te hiki i te pere ki te 12. Inaianei he nui te parāoa i ringihia e ia ki tana tamahine. He tino uaua te mutunga.
He tino ataahua a Little Caprice i nga wa katoa! Engari i kitea pea e ratou he negro he nui ake te mana mo te kotiro ataahua! Waimarie ka kaha tana neke, kaore ia i tuku kia hoha.
Ko nga ataata e pa ana
Kei te pirangi ahau ki te moe ki a koe